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Subject: Caddy Come-Back Lines
The 10 Best Caddy Come-Back Lines of the Year
#10. Golfer, "Think I'm going to drown myself in the
lake."
Caddy, "Think you can keep your head down that
long?"
#9. Golfer, "I'd move heaven and earth to break
100 on this course."
Caddy, "Try heaven, you've already moved most
of the earth."
#8. Golfer, "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy, "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
#7. Golfer, "Do you think I can get there with a 5
iron?"
Caddy, "Eventually."
#6. Golfer, "You've got to be the worst caddy in
the world."
Caddy, "I don't think so sir. That would be too
much of a coincidence."
#5. Golfer, "Please stop checking your watch all
the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy, "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
#4. Golfer, "How do you like my game?"
Caddy, "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer
golf."
#3. Golfer, "Do you think it's a sin to play on
Sunday?"
Caddy, "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any
day."
#2. Golfer, "This is the worst course I've ever
played on."
Caddy, "This isn't the golf course. We left that
an hour ago."
And - the # 1 "Best Caddy Comment":
Golfer, "That can't be my ball, it's too old,"
Caddy, "It's been a long time since we teed off,
sir."
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